When my mom accuses me of something I didn't do.
And she gives me this look: And I give her this look:
Imagine getting paid to be on tumblr...
"Me + You... "
sweetiebiebs: Normal teenagers: “ = ♥” Me: “I’mma tell you ONE TIMEEEEEE!”
I just realized my childhood is over...
lovingstylesandpayne: lifegoeson-moveon: Andy is giving away his toys Hannah Montana gave away her secret Now Zack and Cody are graduating What happened to my childhood???? This makes me sad. :/ i will be buying DVDs of these so when i grow up i could watch it again
Best of Patrick Star!!!
theblackship: I NEED THIS ON MY BLOG.
The moment when you hear a song and every single...
My parents are the luckiest people in the world...
When you've been crying in your room and somebody...
Reblog if you can take off your bra without taking...
you’re a sad excuse of a girl if you can’t.
Words never hurt anybody?
BULLSHIT. Reblog if you’re against bullying
That stupid smile I get when I remember a cute...
Morning shower: Night shower:
That one kid in class that can ask the teacher...
Guys must read this.
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
Today I don't feel like doing anything.
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: I just wanna lay in my bed. (and eat a lot) Submitted by i-smashed
That moment when you drop your iPod and your...
kissudesu: heaven-mustbewithyou: it fuckin hurts my ears tho
When my parents have friends with cute sons.